writing a blog Naked

Yes, that post title is a shameless attempt to garner attention (my attempt at a 'shock blog')
I am in fact fully clothed while I'm writing this. Speaking of clothes--every single piece of clothing I own has some art-related stain on it, ie. concrete stain, paint, glue, brake cleaner(don't ask)....am I the only quote unquote artist out there that has this problem?(please tell me I'm not the only one)--and sometimes I wonder if I'm using the "artist" title to justify these stains when in reality I might just be a real slob.

I promise to be more serious and even philosophical in the next installment of  "The Trials and Tribulations of a NAKED Concrete Artist (there I go again)
peace and love,
amy